- "Have you ever kissed a man with dentures?"
- "It's good to be helpful, but not too helpful."
- "I thought about becoming Mormon once, but I couldn't do it. No alcohol!"
- "The enemy of "good" is "better"."
- "That was a blow for freedom!"
- "God gave you two hands and you can use them both at the same time."
- "So you are my surgical opponent today."
- "I thought about becoming Mormon once, but I couldn't do it. No Viagra!"
- "Irritation, please."
- "I enjoy cases like this. Then again, I also enjoy severe gas pains."
- "The enemy of "good" is "orthopedics"."
- "Stand by."
- "Stand down."
- "Anesthesia are the ones who kill the patients, not us."
- "This is my favorite part of the case, because you are leaving."
Monday, March 28, 2011
overheard in the operating room
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My personal favorites from our conversations regarding your work:
ReplyDelete"better than a sharp needle to the eye"
"call me if you need me, don't need me"
I'm sure there are others - but my brain is mushy at the moment.
Oh my, those are amazing.
ReplyDeleteGood Ole Dr. Cooney
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